“Die Hard” Is Being Turned into a Children’s Book?

If you asked parents for their favorite holiday movie to watch with the whole family, you wouldn’t have many say “Die Hard”.  But get this . . .

There’s a book on the way called “A ‘Die Hard’ Christmas:  The Illustrated Holiday Classic”.  It’s illustrated like a children’s book, but it’s not.  It’s more of a novelty item for grownups, like “Go the [Eff] to Sleep”.

It was inspired by the poem “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”, but instead of being about Santa’s attempts to deliver presents . . . it tells the story of a New York police officer who single-handedly takes down a gang of European terrorists.

It comes out on October 17th, and it’s supposed to retail for $17 . . . although Amazon might be selling it for less.

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