If you asked parents for their favorite holiday movie to watch with the whole family, you wouldn’t have many say “Die Hard”. But get this . . .
There’s a book on the way called “A ‘Die Hard’ Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic”. It’s illustrated like a children’s book, but it’s not. It’s more of a novelty item for grownups, like “Go the [Eff] to Sleep”.
It was inspired by the poem “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas”, but instead of being about Santa’s attempts to deliver presents . . . it tells the story of a New York police officer who single-handedly takes down a gang of European terrorists.
It comes out on October 17th, and it’s supposed to retail for $17 . . . although Amazon might be selling it for less.