Drunk Birds Are Terrorizing Minnesota Town

 

Authorities became concerned when they all started listening to ‘Red Solo Cup’ on-loop.

 

You’d think we’re making this up…but nah.

 

Birds are getting drunk in Minnesota.

 

 

In a nutshell…the early frost has caused some berries to ferment earlier than normal.

 

Typically, when this happens, most birds have flown South for the winter.

 

Instead…they’re eating the berries. This causes the birds to become “‘tipsy’ – flying into windows, cars and staggering down streets.”

 

(Some birds will even slur their chirps…)

 

Giphy

 

Just like your BFF Jenny on a Friday night, experts expect the effects to wear off within a day or two.

 

Image: Audubon Society via Twitter

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