Look no further than “Shiraz on the Shelf“!
Sure, this promo from actress Dena Blizzard seems like a full-on parody, but the product itself is absolutely real:
A New Christmas Wine Tradition! Place your Shiraz on the Shelf glass out each night so it can be filled with wine by morning, making the holidays bearable. This perfectly packaged gift set includes a designed wine glass and hilarious illustrated booklet with your new favorite inappropriate Christmas poem.
$29.99? Feels like a steal of a deal, especially for that hard-to-buy-for Wino in your life.