There Are Now Underwear For Dads Who Constantly Get Hit In The Family Jewels

My first thought when reading the headline… Is this an April Fool’s joke?


But then I realized it was June, so, no, we are indeed discussing underwear designed to shelter a man’s family jewels.



Using a built-in “reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow and keep dad’s buddies safe,” the makers of the world’s first kid-proof underwear say they protect against head butts, a swinging heel dangling from a baby carrier, Sunday morning bed jumps, or a super eager welcome home.


They also use a breathable fabric, a never slip secure waistband, and a patent-pending Heirloom Conservation Technology which is said to successfully “add branches to your family tree.”


The underwear are available for pre-order on June 6 at and in sizes S/M and L/XL for $28.


SOURCE – Romper

IMAGE – Twitter


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