There Are Now Underwear For Dads Who Constantly Get Hit In The Family Jewels

My first thought when reading the headline… Is this an April Fool’s joke?

 

But then I realized it was June, so, no, we are indeed discussing underwear designed to shelter a man’s family jewels.

 

 

Using a built-in “reinforced protective pouch to soften the blow and keep dad’s buddies safe,” the makers of the world’s first kid-proof underwear say they protect against head butts, a swinging heel dangling from a baby carrier, Sunday morning bed jumps, or a super eager welcome home.

 

They also use a breathable fabric, a never slip secure waistband, and a patent-pending Heirloom Conservation Technology which is said to successfully “add branches to your family tree.”

 

The underwear are available for pre-order on June 6 at Fridababy.com and in sizes S/M and L/XL for $28.

 

SOURCE – Romper

IMAGE – Twitter

 

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